Emma: Mom, the baby is ridiculous. She makes everything take too long.
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Emma: Mommy, I hate the baby.
Me: What Emma? We don't hate people. That's not nice. Why would you say that?
Emma: She cries too much.
Me: So you don't hate the baby, you hate her behavior.
Emma: OK, Mom. I love the baby up to the moon and back. But I still hate her a little.
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Emma: This baby is disgusting. She smells like cheese.
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Emma: I wish the baby was still in your tummy so she wouldn't give you a headache.
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Emma: I wish the baby was still in your tummy so she wouldn't give you a headache.
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