I'm not ready for this

Scene: 8:00 a.m., Emma is coloring a picture of Boots the monkey in her Dora coloring book.
Emma: Mom, do monkeys have penises?
Me: Well, boy monkeys do, I think.
Emma: Boots is a boy. But I don't see his.
Me: Well, it's probably hiding under his fur.
Emma: Why, Mom?
Me: Because penises are private, Emma. He's keeping it private. Hey, look at this cool picture of Dora? Want to color this one?