Q: What do a sugar cube, a coffee bean, and the opening in my cervix have in common? A: They are all approximately one centimeter long.
Finally! A little progress. I know it's not much, but I'll take it. These last days are definitely dragging. No matter how hard I try to keep busy, all I can think about is meeting this little girl. Please, please send some active labor vibes my way...
7 comments:
too funny!!! One centimeter is a LOT of progress!!! And I'll never think of a coffee bean in quite the same way again!
9 more to go! expand, expand!!!
I think I'm going to grab myself a cup of cervix right now.
Keep on keepin' on!
UPDATE:
Rugs cleaned, check
Buy 2nd car, check.
Dyson, check.
Locks replaced, check.
Camcorder (buy this tax free weekend)
Buy last baby stuff, check.
Bags packed, check.
Shower Thank You notes, check.
Breastfeeding classs, check.
Curtains cleaned, check.
Alarms/detectors, check.
Pediatrician, check.
Baby room, check.
Space in cabinets for baby stuff, check
Baby???
only ONE more thing left- Save the best for last!!!
Oh no, Andrew. Just when you thought you were off the hook. There are still items on the list, new and old:
- Clean oven
- Get a chain ladder for the back porch
- Clean ceiling fan
- Put together elliptical machine (bought pre-pregnancy!)
- Clean "new" car
- Wash shower curtain liners
- SCOUR the bathrooms and kitchen
Silly, babies can't use elliptical machines! ;)
Post a Comment