In memory of Mr. Squirrel

My prayers today...

Dear Squirrel God,

Please accept the life of Mr. Route 18 North in Whitman Squirrel into your holiest of squirrel heavens. Please provide him with unlimited acorns and allow him easy access to many overflowing bird feeders. He was a good squirrel, who just could not decide which lane of traffic to cross around 8:30 a.m. this morning. He was small, and grayish brown, and we are thankful that he did not suffer. We ask that you bless his little squirrel soul and make him comfortable and happy in his next life.

In memory,
Amy & Andrew Gershman

Dear God,

Please forgive Andrew for his murderous behavior this morning. He did not mean to run over Mr. Route 18 North in Whitman Squirrel and feels absolutely terrible about it, especially because it would not have happened if he hadn’t run that yellow light. Please also bless our little baby girl who was in the car (in my tummy) and not let this unfortunate incident be an omen of what’s to come…since we were on our way to our first Preparation for Childbirth class. It was truly an accident and we ask you for your forgiveness.

Sincerely,
Amy & Andrew Gershman