Things that make me go *barf*

Here's a list of things I like in real life, but can't stomach in bizarro pregnancy land:

• Chicken (most disgusting substance EVER)
• Fish (tied with chicken for most disgusting)
  
• Any other meat except for ground beef
• Any soup other than chicken noodle from a can
  
• Raw vegetables (except for tomatoes and carrots)
• Salad
• Bananas
• Yogurt

Things I crave now more than ever:

• Milk (the chocolate kind)
• Apples (Red Delicious—Mmm...juicy!)
• Bread (preferably French)
• Coffee cake (the cheap kind from a box)
• Tater Tots (extra crispy)
  
• Cottage cheese (only Breakstone's doubles)
• Chicken pot pie (somehow chicken disguised in pie form—or even breaded or fried—is OK)
• Cheese (grilled cheese, tomato & mozzarella sandwiches, macaroni & cheese, cheese & crackers, cheese & cheese, and more cheese)
• Pepperoni pizza

Are these strange aversions and cravings going to last until August?! Humph.